Famous last words
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Famous last words
Justs for sh*ts and giggles
How about some comical last words. For example:
"Hey guys, watch this!"
"What does this button do?"
"You are a coward Klingon!" etc etc
Think of any funny ones?
How about some comical last words. For example:
"Hey guys, watch this!"
"What does this button do?"
"You are a coward Klingon!" etc etc
Think of any funny ones?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Famous last words
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
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Re: Famous last words
Oh, it's a parcel from someone called Blackstar?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Famous last words
I could have sworn that I shut that cage door....
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Re: Famous last words
A few inmates last words before execution :-
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel, executed by the electric chair.
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries" - James French,also given the chair
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass" -Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr
"I'd rather be fishing." - Jimmy Glass
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel, executed by the electric chair.
"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries" - James French,also given the chair
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass" -Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr
"I'd rather be fishing." - Jimmy Glass
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: Famous last words
I can't remember the name, but that was a Confederate general talking about snipers, right?"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
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Re: Famous last words
Not quite, it was a Union general - Maj Gen John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse. Wiki says he was the senior Union officer to be killed in the war.
On a vaguely related note, why do the names of US battles so often sound like something out of Monty Python?
On a vaguely related note, why do the names of US battles so often sound like something out of Monty Python?
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Re: Famous last words
We're a wacky country.Captain Seafort wrote:...why do the names of US battles so often sound like something out of Monty Python?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Famous last words
:::playing with the pin on a hand grenade:::
"I wonder what would happen if I pulled this."
"I wonder what would happen if I pulled this."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Famous last words
Nothing. Just don't let go of the handle.
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Re: Famous last words
Oops.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Famous last words
Ahh, yes. Oops. Quite possibly the most expressive word in the English language.
*Dives for cover*
*Dives for cover*
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
Re: Famous last words
"That'll be the day" - Jean Luc Picard. 'All those famous Generals, Admirals, military leaders I could quote - nah, lets go with John Wayne'
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: Famous last words
Look Mom, no hands!
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Re: Famous last words
"Relax. It isn't loaded. See?"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.