What's the latest in people's lives?
- Reliant121
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Besides, Honda's are only driven by old people here.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Honda's are one of the most popular cars in Hawaii. They are the favorate of street racers. They are always duing like a hundred mph down our highways.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I hate it when people by street legal cars just to soup them up, when they could spend half as much and get twice as good a car thats race specs. They're driving illegally either way.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
And they always end up crashing into a minivan with a family inside. Only rarely do they eat it alone.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
So they can't drive either, stupid fools.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
They watched The Fast and The Furious a few too many times, I suppose.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Obviously, I hate people that I drive better than. Because I just started driving, and I rarely drive.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
A couple of days after the hurricane, my mom and I were driving back from Fry's and some street racer asshole goes weaving in and out of traffic, and almost ran into me. The damn traffic lights are all out, but the douche thinks it's Gran Turismo time. I yelled at him (get that f*cking oversized lawn-mower off the street!), and he got some smarmy, arrogant, pissed off look on his face; he started to say something else before I pulled away. He's rather lucky the traffic started moving - if he'd gotten out of his car, he would've gotten a rather painful lesson, and a trip to the ER...
What can I say, I was in an awful mood, and had zero patience for fools that day.
What can I say, I was in an awful mood, and had zero patience for fools that day.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Don't feel bad. In my first year of driving, I crashed three cars.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I haven't crashed, I'm just slow moving.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Good. The slower moving the less damage if you do crash 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I hate those little tuner punks. Besides, they don't really know what fast is - only fast for as long as the nitrous holds out. Once, a kid in a tuned up Mazda 3 pulled up to my buddy and I in the buddy's beat-looking '72 Nova and hit it at the green light. The kid didn't know, of course, that that Nova had a crate 350 cid and 4.10:1 rears. All he saw was the smoke from the neutral drop and Cehvy taillights.
I don't care how many hp/cylinder you get; fast is fast.
BTW, as far as "latest," my wife scored some discount tix - I'm going to see "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway Sunday (and maybe a trip to the Carnegie Deli - yum!)
I don't care how many hp/cylinder you get; fast is fast.
BTW, as far as "latest," my wife scored some discount tix - I'm going to see "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway Sunday (and maybe a trip to the Carnegie Deli - yum!)
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Some days I hate you MikeyBTW, as far as "latest," my wife scored some discount tix - I'm going to see "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway Sunday (and maybe a trip to the Carnegie Deli - yum!)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Meanwhile, where do you live again? Consider it mutual.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Ok.........stalemate
BTW Guys.........I'm off to the outer island of Kauai for an NA conference. No chance I'll be online this weekend at all. Catch everyone on monday morning.
BTW Guys.........I'm off to the outer island of Kauai for an NA conference. No chance I'll be online this weekend at all. Catch everyone on monday morning.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.