You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
That's a safe bet
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Just makin' sure
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Super-modified Sovereign, replace all Photon tubes with Quantum launchers, boosted Type XII phasers, transwarp.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
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What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
I dub thee the USS Wank.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Nah, he just lifted that from the website in "The worst technical site" thread.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Psshaw. Warp 21 is for shuttles. A top-of the-line fanwank battlecruiser has to pull at least warp 60.Mark wrote:Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Ack....what was I thinking?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
There's your problem right there.Mark wrote:...what was I thinking?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Get out of my head you thoughts!!! Get out!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Of coarse Warp 60 is based on the wanktastic scale.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Ha ha. I laugh loudly. I think it should be closer to Warp 70. Warp 60 is for wimps.
Re: You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?
Ludicrous speed = warp 999
Instant teleportation to anywhere, any time, and in any universe.
Instant teleportation to anywhere, any time, and in any universe.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.