| Quote | 
   | Quark :  | "Captain, you're just in time for happy hour."  |  
   | Sisko :  | "Do I look happy, Quark?"  |  
 
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| O'Brien :  | "It's not easy being funny wearing these teeth."  |   | disguised as a Klingon |  
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| Sisko :  | "Brag all you want! But don't get between me and the bloodwine!"  |   | disguised as a Klingon |  
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| Odo :  | "It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles."  |   | on Klingon bloodwine |  
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   | Kira :  | "But don't forget, this... is still your fault."  |  
   | Bashir :  | "My fault?"  |  
   | Kira :  | "You performed the transfer from Keiko to me."  |  
   | Bashir :  | "After you volunteered."  |  
   | Kira :  | "After you put the idea in my head."  |  
   | Bashir :  | "After you flew the runabout into the asteroid field."  |  
   | Kira :  | "After you insisted we check on those anomalous bio-scans."  |  
   | Bashir :  | "That was Keiko."  |  
   | Kira :  | "That's right. It was, but I'd rather blame you."  |  
   |   | referring to her pregnancy  |  
 
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| Gowron :  | "You want to kill me, Worf? You're welcome to try!"  |   | to Worf |  
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