| Quote |
| Kirk : | "No, I don't think you're stupid, Mister Krako. I just think your behavior is arrested." |
| Krako : | "I haven't been arrested in my whole life!" |
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| Oxmyx : | "Nobody helps nobody but himself." |
| Spock : | "Sir, you are employing a double negative." |
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| Oxmyx : | "The most co-operative man in this world is a dead man. And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you're going to be co-operating." | | to Spock |
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| Spock : | "Captain, you are an excellent star ship commander, but as a taxi driver... you leave much to be desired." | | to Kirk |
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| Spock : | "I would advise yas to keep dialin', Oxmyx!" | | threatening Oxmyx with a gun |
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