| Quote | 
| Quark :  | "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."  |   | to Pel |  
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   | Quark :  | "No, he's right. If something goes wrong, it'll be my fault!"  |  
   | Rom :  | "Then you're going to need help, brother."  |  
   | Quark :  | "Yes!"  |  
   | Rom :  | "Someone to serve as your consultant during negotiations."  |  
   | Quark :  | "Yes!"  |  
   | Rom :  | "Someone like me."  |  
   | Quark :  | "No."  |  
 
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   | Dax :  | "That's because you don't socialise with them the way I do. Looking back over seven lifetimes, I can't think of a single race I've enjoyed more."  |  
   | Kira :  | "Did anyone ever tell you that you have very strange taste?"  |  
 
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   | Dax :  | "You know he once convinced me to go up to a holosuite with him. Turns out he recreated the bedroom I slept in as a child. He overheard me describing it to Kira. Of course, most of the details were wrong, but it was a very sweet gesture, up until he tried to kiss me."  |  
   | Pel :  | "That sounds like Quark."  |  
   | Dax :  | "I don't care what anybody says, I love him."  |  
   | Pel :  | "So do I."  |  
   | Dax :  | "You really do, don't you?"  |  
   | Pel :  | "What?"  |  
   | Dax :  | "Love Quark. Don't bother trying to deny it. I've seen the way you look at him."  |  
   | Pel :  | "Please, keep your voice down."  |  
   | Dax :  | "Does he know?"  |  
   | Pel :  | "He doesn't even know I'm a female."  |  
   | Dax :  | "You're a woman?!"  |  
 
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   | Kira :  | "Actually, I just stopped by to return this."  |  
   | Zek :  | "Why? Is something wrong with it?"  |  
   | Kira :  | "No, it's lovely. I just can't accept it."  |  
   | Zek :  | "Then I suppose a night of wild passionate romance is out of the question?"  |  
   | Kira :  | "That's right."  |  
   | Zek :  | "Just thought I'd ask."  |  
 
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