| Quote |
| Picard : | "I've just received a message from Starfleet Command." |
| Riker : | "Bad news?" |
| Picard : | "You could say that. I've been invited to the annual Starfleet admirals' banquet." |
| Riker : | "My condolences." |
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| Workman (parasite) : | "Be quiet!" | | to Data; annoyed at the irritating noise Data is producing |
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| Data : | "He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25." |
| Worf : | "I understand." |
| Data : | "And he will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat." |
| Worf : | "I will feed him." |
| Data : | "Perhaps that will be enough." |
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| Picard : | "I wouldn't want to sacrifice the safety of the ship." | | to Geordi; after Geordi suggests speeding up the repairs |
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| Data : | "Goodnight Spot." |
| Spot : | "Meow." |
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| Troi : | "Sometimes a cake is just a cake." | | to Data |
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