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| T'Pril :  | "A Vilcan should have a more resilient bladder"  |   | to the room in general; when Spock excused himself to go to the toilet |  
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   | Pike :  | "Nurse Chapel was unhurt but you were..."  |  
   | M'Benga :  | "You were healed. Only, whoever did this seems to have made you... Human."  |  
   | Spock :  | "What the f..."  |  
 
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   | Spock :  | "Don't test me, Kirk! I will break you!"  |  
   | George Kirk :  | "I'll clean it up."  |  
   |   | when George Kirk failed to clean up his mess  |  
 
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   | Spock :  | "What does this mean?"  |  
   | Chapel :  | "I don't know. Shut up."  |  
   |   | while kissing  |  
 
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   | Amanda :  | "I'm going to do what I should have done many years ago. I'm gonna teach you about your Human side. I'm going to show you how to lie. With the captain's help, of course."  |  
   | Pike :  | "Do I have a choice in the matter?"  |  
   | Amanda :  | "You do not."  |  
   |   | talking to human Spock  |  
 
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