Profit and Lace

"A Dominion invasion of Ferenginar?"

"Think of the terrible repercussions to the Alpha Quadrant."

"I cannot think of any."

"Boys, together we're going to reconquer an empire or die in the attempt!"

"That female happens to be my mother!"

"Moogie! I was so worried."

"You're a good son."

"I was worried too."

"And you're a good liar."

"Nagus, you remember my son, Nog, don't you? He's the first Ferengi to join Starfleet."

"I'll try not to hold that against him."

"Marry me!"

"Uh, I don't think your wife would approve."

"Who cares. She hasn't touched my lobes in months."

"I can tell."