| Quote |
| "May I inquire as to who filed this noise complaint against me?" |
| "It was anonymous." |
| "I shall make every effort to practice less vigorously going forward." |
| | concerning a noise complaint about Spock's practicing of his Vulcan lute |
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| "Seems to be New York City. Mid-21st century." |
| "What?" |
| "What?" |
| "It's Toronto. The biggest city in what used to be called Canada? You know, maple leaves, politeness, poutine." |
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| "Wait, poutine has gravy? This is amazing!" | | to La'An |
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| "That old-fashioned, two-dimensional version, though, it's basically idiot's chess." | | to La'An; after winning a series of two dimensional chess games |
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