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| Koenig checks his bank balance. |
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| "Head & Shoulders? I didn't know you had dandruff!" |
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| Koenig: I am wearing so much makeup, I can barely move my face. |
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| After accidentally walking in on Kirk ‘enjoying certain inanimate objects,’ Chekov realized that there is not enough liquor and therapy in the galaxy to undo what he witnessed. |
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| Koneg: “I can’t believe it… Mr. Shatner is going to give me PRIVATE acting lessons… PRIVATE LESSONS! |
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| Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
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| Daydream Believer |
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| "Right, Mr. Chekov. The drinks and canapes have been served. You may proceed to reduce the gravity and barrel roll the ship." |
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| "Mr. Chekov, there's a message from a San Francisco traffic cop for you. Says he's looking forward to seeing you and your lady friend." |
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| Koenig: They are willing to kill off Kirk, but not me. When will I be able to move forward in my career? |
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| Chekov, Pavel A. Rank Admiral |
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| "Yes, Captain. Mr. Scott reports he is ready to transport the Admiral's uniform one metre behind her." |
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| After enduring repeated insult jokes from various Oscar presenters, Walter Koenig is considering ways to ruin the careers of numerous individuals. |
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| Chekov is just waiting for his ‘special brownie’ to kick in so he can deal with this annoying party. |
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| I know that expression on Chekov’s face. He, like me, despises these ‘social gatherings’ and is screaming internally. |
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| Chekov couldn't wait to see the reaction to the laxative he had slipped into the guests drinks. |
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| Chekov discovers edibles. |
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"Mr. Chekov. Is the course laid in?"
"Yes, Captain."
"Very well ... take us to the pub!" |
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| Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. He is the designated driver. |
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| Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. Now he must keep Scotty out of the alcohol. |
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| Unwanted touch! Unwanted touch! |
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| There's always someone who has to work while other people party. |
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| Chekov: (laughing) Is that your BEST Spock impression, Captain? You can't even do the neck pinch right! |
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| Chekov: "No I don't know where Sulu is... Haven't seen him... He's certainly not crouching under my console... Nope... Not there..." |
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| Chekov has one hope, Kirk no longer being around. |
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| Condescending remarks. Won’t be removed until Tuesday. |
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| Smile and smile, I don't trust men who smile too much. |
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| McCoy: "I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano." |
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| (offscreen) "Och, stick wi' me laddie, an' I'll show ye how to go grey disgracefully!" |
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| Koenig [to self]: "I've gotta say that this rug is so much more realistic than Shatners." |
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| Chekov was pleased. Unlike Kirk, he still had his own hair. |
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| Like Kryten, Chekov had a "Smug Mode" |
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| Chekov: (in his mind) I'll just wait for Rand to enter the restroom after I had that chalupa for lunch. That'll show her! |
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| Chekov [to self]: "These coed restrooms may be crowded... but I can live with that." |
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| Koenig chuckles to self: "Sure... Laugh at Chekov... I'll outlive 'em all!" |
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"Of course I am familiar with the Wulcan Neck Pinch
It was inwented in Russia." |
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| The moment after a good fart. |
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Chekov: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Lonestar: The… Vulcan neck-pinch?
Chekov: Nah nah, idiot. You gotta be lower, down where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: *adjusts grip* Like this?
Chekov: Yeah! *collapses* |
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For Chekov, a rare moment of public acknowledgment.
For Kirk, a bruised ego. |
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