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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | Sirtis: Yes I am getting drunk, and no I don’t care. The fandom is constantly attacking me for my age! They do this to every female actor! You men get to be old and no-one bats an eye! When a woman has a single grey hair, or one wrinkle, the executives want to replace you with someone younger! Frakes: I just wanted to know if you have your script on hand… |
| Captain 8472 | Deanna: So I drink to unwind. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a therapist that needs therapy after giving others therapy?! |
| Captain 8472 | Deanna: Guinan, what did you do to yourself?! |
| N'tran DS 12 | Having your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. |
| Reingard | Troi: "Where did you get that jacket? Out of Han Solo's dumpster?" |
| Reingard | Riker: "Worf! Come over here and see Deanna's Dr. Crusher impression!" |
| Chromedome | Troi: (reading at Riker's t-shirt) "Sex and beer and chips & gravy. What's that about?" Riker: "A souvenir of Manchester." Troi: "Manchester, New hampshire?" Riker: "No. Manchester, England." Troi: "What does it say on the back?" Riker: "This is Manchester. We do things differently here." |
| Chromedome | Chromedome: "So how did you recognise me under this wig?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Chromedome... I thought you'd be shorter." |
| Chromedome | Riker: "Deanna, you look awful!" Troi: "I've been mugged." Riker: "By who?" Troi: "A Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster." |
| Chromedome | "Frankie Chestnuts. I thought you'd be taller." |
| Chromedome | "Of all the holosuites in all the fleet, you have to walk into mine." |
| N'tran DS 12 | USS Deanna had developed a noticeable list to port. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Hey Geordi... Come have a look at Deanna's Captain Jack Sparrow impression. This is great! . Deanna... do Edward Scissorhands next!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Hey Will... I think I'm going to take this table back to the ship with me. I've been hanging onto it for about 45 minutes now, and I don't think I can let go." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "I believe I have lost my left shoe... . and my pants..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Hey Will... How 'bout we go back to my quarters and have a transporter accident?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Hey Will... I was just having a cocktail with Zephram Cocktail... Did I say cocktail? Cornhole? COCHRANE! Zaphod COCHRANE... Zaphod?? Why did you say Zaphod? ZEPHRAM! That guy over there... Tall guy with the beard. Kinda looks like you! HEY WILL... When did you get here? I thought I was talking to that other guy. How you doin'? I'm just going to sit down now..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Will, do you realize how far up your nostrils I can see?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Will... Why is Thomas here with you???" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Well... to begin with... I wasn't ALL that drunk..." |
| Chromedome | "Riker. You can take your Tequila Sunrise and shove it, glass and all, where the sun don't rise." |
| Captain 8472 | Deanna: Wesley, why and when did you grow a beard? |
| Captain 8472 | “How you doin’?” |
| Captain 8472 | Riker: How drunk are you? Troi: I am not as drunk as I think you am. |
| Captain 8472 | Riker: How drunk are you? Troi: Who are you, my ex-boyfriend? |
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