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| Name | Caption |
| Kevin P. | Bones, I think you'd better get down here, STAT. Spock has crowned himself King of the Machine People again. |
| Name | Caption |
| Cpt. James T | Archival photo for Leonard Nimoy's next book; 'I am not Spock's brain.' |
| Griddles | Kirk: Call me back later, Scotty, this staring contest is getting intense. |
| Griddles | When asked what was wrong with Spock, Kirk knew the answer was a no-brainer. |
| Zeke Thorne | Shatner: Kirk...to ENTERPRISE...SOMETHING...has stolen Mr. Spock's...BRAIN. Nimoy: I used to be a real actor once, you know. |
| Zeke Thorne | Amusingly enough, the "technology" on Nimoy's head looks more convincing than what's on Shatner's head. |
| Captain Nathan | Bones: "It appears Spock has come under the influcence of an alien fuzzy logic machine. He keeps saying that each new version of MS IE is newer and therefore logically it must be more stable and secure. What do I do?" Bones: "Just slap him in the face." |
| Lister | Kirk: Spocik, if you are going to go as a blind engineer from the future, at least put the VISOR on the front of your head. |
| Traje | "I know it's uncomfortable, Spock. But Mr. Berman INSISTS that all male characters go through the 'Heterosexualiser' just to be sure!" |
| Spike | Kirk: hey look guys, if i twist this... see?!?! his ears wiggle! heee hee! |
| Griddles | And so, it came to pass, that Spock missing vital organ was replaced with a mechanical hat. Tune in next time when the terror is revisited, in "Kirk's Libido"! * DUN DUN DUNNNNNN * |
| Lucky Strike | Kirk: If you're blue and you dunno where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Spock: PUTTING ON THE RITZ! |
| Lucky Strike | You can brainwash Ian Kennedy in order to win the caption competition you say? Make him sway his brother! |
| CharonX | Apple's new music player that transmits the sound waves directly into the brain has been affectionately dubbed the 'iSpock' |
| whyz-one | Spock, you seem to have your head caught in some sort of... mechanical rice picker. |
| Lister | Kirk: Testing, testing. Spock, can you hear me? Spock: I am standing right here. Kirk: You're coming through good and loud. Spock: Because I am standing right here. |
| DavidLPBC | Spock: "What do you think, Jim? Is it me?" Kirk: "Hold that thought. Kirk to fashion police... We've got an emergency down here." |
| Mikey | "Come in, Mr. Scott - I checked it just like you told me, but it keeps saying 'Activation of Spock requires Windows Third Millenium service pack 44,651,342.'" |
| Wacky | And it was at this moment that the Crime against Humanity they call Slash Fiction was born. |
| Dennie Hebels | Kirk: Now keep perfectly still, Spock. I'm about to activate the barber-o-matic 2000. |
| Wacky | "Spock, I don't care if you're wearing a humour enhancer, you are NOT FIT to judge the Caption Competition!" |
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