| Name | Caption | 
| Solaris | Melora: "So the Great David Copperfield decided to see how it's really done" | 
| Tin Can Man | Beans, beans, good for the heart, the more you eat the more you... | 
| Lobster | Woman: "I've got some old Star Trek movie props from eBay!" Bashir: "Let me guess..."
 Woman: "Mr. Spock`s antigrav-boots!"
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| CaptainGibbles | It was fun and games until they realized they forgot about the ceiling fan. | 
| Phil N. | Melora: I'm floating around, in ecstasy, so don't stop me now! Don't stop me now! Bashir: Sisko said you could use them as long as you want, as long as you stop singing Queen songs.
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| ByAnyOtherName | Bashir suddenly realized it was a mistake to fill his inflatable woman with helium.... | 
| UnknownSample | Now, I ask this as your physician... are you high? | 
| Mikey | "Did you say your name was Fenchurch?" | 
| Tiberius | "...and just try that in HYPERSPACE!!!" | 
| CaptainQuantum | I like the way she sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers!! | 
| Bryan Moore | Genetically engineered intellect or not, Bashir could never manage to hold down a girlfriend for long. | 
| Jack | Melora: Ketracel gives you wiiiings.. |