| Name | Caption | 
| Silent Bob | Bashir: "How did that get there?", Tribble: "It all started as a pimple on my bum!" | 
| JT | Tribble: Those Futurama brain slugs have nothing on me... | 
| Tom W | A little known fact: Ferengi grow pubic hair in the weirdest places. | 
| Nom Anor | Rules of Acquisition # 40 -- She can touch your lobes, but never your tribble. | 
| Bryan Moore | Things got wild at Quark's when McCoy's fantasy girls began to throw their bras... | 
| Xela | Where are the Kingons when you need them | 
| Gil Rodriguez | "Misty watercolored memories...of the way we were..." | 
| Admiral Rupert | That's the last time I ask Morn for a good wig-maker. | 
| Sisko | I REALLY should have been an arms dealer | 
| J Nice | THIS is the last time I borrow ANYTHING from Kirk. | 
| Void7218 | After climbing the Tower of Commerce, the triumphent tribble prepared to yodel... | 
| Lord David | A Tribble, a Ferengi and a Lurian walk into a bar... |