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| Name | Caption |
| drow | Jake: "Hey, is this ferengi boring you? Why don't you come with me, I'm from a different universe." |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain Feedback | Girl on Nog's arm: (thinking "Well it could be worse, I could be out on a date with Wesley Crusher!") |
| Juan C | Jake: My father thinks I am a writer. Nog: Mine thinks I attend Starleet Academy. Black Dress:*And he thinks I´m a girl.* |
| drow | Mirror Quark's "Buy a Drink, Get a Free Girl" promotion was a big hit. Oddly, even among the ladies. |
| CaptianGibbles | The smiles stopped when "she" introduced herself as Steve. |
| Jazzman | Nog: Ya see Jake? I've finally found a girl I can see eye-to-eye with! Dabo Girl: Honey, those aren't my eyes.... |
| Combat Carl | See Nog, and you thought that "Buy one get one free" was a scam. |
| Kevin P. | Welcome to Stavromula Beta. What could possibly go wrong? |
| Thöme | The sequel of Vulcan love slaves, Bajoran love slaves matched up to most of the expections. Only few people pointed out that the pointy ears were indeed missing. |
| Q | The writer of this caption regrets not being able to think of anything funny..... there were to many........distracting things. |
| Wiech | Nog: O hi jake i was just on the way to borrow some "items" from worf and garak |
| Dante | Sometimes it's really good to the short one. |
| William | Barbie Barbarella, by Mattel |
| Zeke Thorne | Nog: Dude...that's your MOM. This universe is morally depraved and all, but that's just GROSS. |
| Wubbzy | Quark was adamant that Nog finish cleaning the glasses, but Nog's attention was firmly upon the jugs. |
| Aitrus | Girl: I wish you would stop staring at my chest... Nog: It would be a lot easier if you didn't keep it at eye level. |
| Daniel | Once someone wrote a bad limerick Their keyboard went tick-tick-tick-tick They sent it right in And the contest did win And everyone was quite dyspeptic |
| Gil Rodriguez | Jake: "'Leeloo'? Nog, that's not a Bajoran name..." |
| Big Bear | And they said horgons only worked on Risa |
| SilentEd | Beaten by the score of two to one, Nog still found the game very entertaining |
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