Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. Dog	"Q, his pants down!" "Janeway, her legs crossed!"

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Enzo Aquarius	Janeway: Computer, end program 'Q Love Slave'
Lobster	Q: "Guess what? Jean-Luc has taught me French, if you get what I mean..."
McFortner	Janeway: Did you put the sign on my door saying "If the quarters are rocking don't come knocking?
T	Kathryn, I understand, You are a Hu-u-man, Your boyfriend Mark's married off, And Kim's *clicks finger* got a nasty cough, I know what the rumours say, 'Bout you and Chakotay, He may have a great tattoo, But his guides belong-in-a zoo, Paris will get married, With the doc you'll get harried, So don't forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet that i'm omnipotent!
Swift	Q: "Are you ready for, what you humans have called it in the past, some 'boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom'? Janeway: "You mean sex?" Q: "Yes."
McFortner	Janeway: Q, I don't care what you offer, I'm not going to bed with you. Q: I've got coffee. Janeway: Why didn't you say so?
Graeme A Carter	Let me serenade you with this ancient earth song..."Bilbo, bilbo, bilbo baggins..."
P47	Even well experienced linguists didn´t know that under certain conditions a "Q" can be found in "JANEWAY".
Tsukiyumi	Q: " Look, Kathy, you either do this, or I'll make you all WALK home..."
Juan C	Will and Grace 2370.
DanielB	"I thought you, a Starfleet captain would understand...*sniff* .... Im just so LONELYYYYY"
Graeme A. Carter	Roses are red, violets are blue, you never go back once you've gone Q...
Bryan Moore	"Just call me Q-Pid"
Wiech	Q: Is this how you normally decorate your room? Janeway: I swear you tell anyone about this and next week's caption comp will be you dead in a ditch.
EMH_MkI	Janeway: That better be a phaser, Q.
Hisrak	Janeway: Is this really the best way to judge mankind? Q: No, but it makes for a hell of a caption contest.
Niall Johnson	No? In the mirror universe, you're known as Captain "Bury me an a Y shaped coffin" Janeway!
James	Janeway: "Red robes die first."

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