| Name | Caption | 
| Lucky Strike | Imhooooooooootep.....Imhoooooooooootep..... | 
| James | Woman: "We look for things. Things that make us go." Man: "And are logical."
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| James | Trip: "I think they took the 'live long' part a little too far." | 
| drow | "The moonlight shows us as we really are... cursed by the Aztec gold-pressed latinum!" - a scene from the upcoming movie, Pirates of the Delphic Expanse | 
| Cannot win Jack | Dr. Troy: Tell me what you DO like about yourself. | 
| Glen | Doctor: Would you like some analgesic.... Holy SHIT! | 
| Chris Mortimore | Writer: Now I know we were trying to demonise the Vulcans but this is just getting ridiculous. | 
| Steve WD | "I tried to tell you the microwave was leaking" | 
| Captain Feedback | During the infamous 'Oil of Olay' embargo, Vulcans started to show thier true age. | 
| bryonfogl | the hilton twins in 1000 years... as ugly now as then... | 
| DanielB | HALLOWED ARE THE ORI | 
| The Steve | And this is why the Atkins diet is illogical. | 
| truevaliance | star trek fans, after watching every single star trek episode and movie in one continuous marathon. |