| Name | Caption | 
| JT | Q: Ow, Ow, Jean-Luc, you're burning my ass! | 
| Silent Bob | This must be what is menat by a Q-ban cigar. | 
| The Spie | Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. | 
| Jarno Miedema | Picard: Dude, where's my starship!? Q: Dude.. You're on it! | 
| Wesley | The Latest In FDA Warning Label Technology! | 
| Admiral ED | SSSSSSSSSSSmokin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
| Robert | Only you can Prevent Starship Fires | 
| John | I've heard of Jeanie in a bottle, but this is ridiculous! | 
| Anguirus111 | I picked a hell of a day to start smoking. | 
| Craig | "Please...tell me you see that" | 
| Picard102 | Ensign Lewinski to the bridge. | 
| Lobster | Q: "Possesing an artificial heart isn“t enough for you - it seems as if you want to get artificial lungs too!!" |