
|  | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Bryan Moore | Biggus Dickus' Ferengi counterpart, Lobus Giganticus | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Steve WD | double your pleasure, double your fun, i'm going home with my phaser on stun! | 
| Researcher | Sisko got Kassidy, Worf got Jadzia, Bashir got Ezri, Odo got Kira, but none of that compares with what Quark got. | 
| Lobster | Quark: "I myself am shocked that I am actually saying this - but sorry, they´re not for sale!" | 
| Mikey | "Latinum doesn't buy happiness, but it sure does rent some good times..." | 
| Game Guru GG | "Of course that isn't a Phaser in my pocket. They don't allow them on the Promenade." | 
| Johnny5 | WB, desperate for new programming, introduces the latest Star Trek spin-off: Quark's Angels. | 
| Swift | Girl on the left: "Quark, you're going to put my bra back on or I'm going to squeeze REALLY hard on what I'm holding in my left hand." | 
| Researcher | Odo: You should get to the infirmary as soon as possible, Quark, you seem to have parasites. | 
| Ben | ahh, Vegas.... | 
| Sondak | Quark shows Bashir an entirely different breed of Augments. | 
| JHD4 | "We are getting paid...we are getting paid...we are getting paid... | 
| Hisrak | Buy one get one free - not quite the Ferengi way, but Quark wasn't complaining | 
| Zeke Thorne | It never sat well with Armin Shimmerman that he actually got more chicks if he left the Ferengi suit on. | 
| FL | Quark: I asure you, my dabo girls are all fairly clean. | 
| Robert W. | Chick 1: "My oh my...what big ears you have!" Quark:"All the better to hear you with, my dear." Chick 2: "My oh my, what sharp teeth you have!" Quark: "All the more to smile with, my dear." Chick 1: "My oh my, what a big | 
| Geo | "I may be ugly, but see; money CAN buy you anything you want!" | 
| The Steve | Quark: Because I'm worth it | 
| SlideMan | Quark: "I've got rhythm! I've got music! I've got my gals! Who could ask for anything more?" | 
| drow | "YOU can keep the horses, I'm fine, thanks." | 
 People : 97
People : 97| © Graham & Ian Kennedy | Page views : 21,353 | Last updated : 20 Nov 2005 |