| Name | Caption | 
| Bryan Moore | Despite his insistance at being a well-trained, highly professional doctor, the ladies couldn't help but feeling McCoy was just a dirty old man. | 
| Lord David | McCoy: "I know it's only an illusion, but we ain't got holodecks back on the Enterprise!" | 
| AHHHRNOLD | "I guess tribbles are fond of breast milk..." | 
| Basosz | McCoy: "Jim... I'm beginning to think I could cure a hairy day!" | 
| Silent Bob | Two escorts for the evening - £3000, a can of instant fur desolver... Priceless | 
| Chad | McCoy: "I see the new nurses uniforms have arrived." | 
| Drewbacca | In the future, the teletubbies will be much sexier. | 
| Admiral Q | The guys didn't have the heart to wake McCoy up.... | 
| SlideMan | "Gee, I sure hope you two are a lot more flexible than that Trill gymnist I met in college." | 
| 3of9 | I know they're not real... but they're so much FUN!!!! | 
| Dwarfer | "I'm usually a doctor,not |