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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | “My skin is nothing but melanoma, my hair has all fallen out, and my eyes have dilated to the point of blindness, but I still have all my teeth!” |
| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Welcome to Spackle-world!" |
| Chromedome | This is what happens when a plasterer has a bad day at the office. |
| Chromedome | That's what you call cracking a smile. |
| Captain 8472 | Creepy clowns…. In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace…. |
| Chromedome | "You can keep your warp factor. Round here we need sun protection factor. 50000." |
| N'tran DS 12 | I really should have read the fine print of my contract. |
| Captain 8472 | “Why, yes, we did destroy our planet’s ozone layer. How did you know?” |
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