Name | Caption |
Wiech | Rub-a-dub-dub , three Feds on a hub, And who do you think they be? The Captian , the Doctor , the science officer, beam them up, doomed be all three. |
Name | Caption |
MJP | O’Brian: Red then blue. Sisko: No no, blue then yellow. Kira: There is no yellow. Dax: There isnt? Bashir: Um..guys I changed my mind... |
Hollander | Sisko: Alright Chief, energize! Kira: No, wait. Your standing on the... *bzzzt* Kira:...waste recycler. O'Brien: Alright, I found the transportroom. Captain? |
Silent Bob | Dax: "are you sure a transporter this small is safe?" O'Brian: "Yes, why?" Dax: "Because I don't want to materialise as Basdaxco!" |
alex | sisko: what does it say obrien? Obrien: it says...i don't have...DNS entry?? |
Turgon | Dax [muttering]: Ben, I told you that performing an opera in the group sonic shower wouldn't attract a large audience... Sisko: Keep singing, old man! |
The Steve | Kira: May the prophets be with you on this mission Emissary. Sisko: I'm only going for pizza. Kira: I know, but if you get anchovies, the prophets will be the ONLY ones who can save you from me. |
FL | O'Brien: Captain. Some joker installed Windows 2371 on the Defiant computers. We're curently experiencing system wide failures. I'd really get off the transporter now if I were you, sir. |
Qurtis | A Clone, A Trill and a Human walk into a transporter.... stop me if you've heard this..... |
Isaac Wright | Your mission: Go to the year 2005, and stop this "Stewie Griffin" and STOP HIM FROM CHANGING THE WEATHER. Thus stopping Peter Griffin from killing William Shatner! |
Bryan Moore | "Thats right, its rigged to transport you 5 years into the future. When you three come back, the Captain will be bald, Dax will be dead, and Bashir will be... ...hmmm, still boring." |
Hisrak | O'Brien: Hmmm... Captain, did you know transporter consoles have a 'send to all' feature? |
Joel Wright | Sisko: Oh, what the hell, it worked in Spaceballs. O'Brian: Actually sir...... oh nevermind. |
Researcher | O'brien: The computer keeps saying that "You have not installed your transporter drivers, please install your transporter drivers now"... I hate this new Windows 2356. |
=NoPoet= | Sisko: "And Chief, I'd appreciate it if you would beam our clothes down with us this time." |
middleman | Sisko: Major, would you please stop staring at Mr. Bashir like he was your husband? Bashir: Ex. Sisko: What? Bashir: Ex-husband. In real life. Sisko: Real life? THIS is real life! O'Brien: No. Sisko: This isn't? Kira: Yep. Sisko: Ah hell... |
FL | Dax: Great... A caption comp longer than one week and we had to stand through it? |
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