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Caption Competition

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1 Jun 2026

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Winner

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The Geek The mission failed due to insufficient Data.

Special Mention

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Horta not Vorta Antimatter boosted android death fart, 90% destruction
Captain 8472 Incoming message from the big giant head.
Chromedome Data (as his headless body runs off): "Oi! come back here!"
Chromedome (Thinks) "Why can't this happen to Wesley?"
Captain 8472 Alright, time for a head count.
Chromedome "Aww, come on. Don't leave me hanging!"
Captain 8472 Getting ahead of the situation.
Chromedome "And in other news, Starfleet Security are searching for someone who steals parts of androids."
Captain 8472 Data: Yes, my head does vibrate. Why do you ask?
Yar: I will show you.
Chromedome (offscreen) "OK, remember where we parked the head?"
Horta not Vorta Programmed in multiple techniques,
including giving..
Chromedome Data did a good impression of a meerkat on lookout
Horta not Vorta "What's your name crewman?"
A:"Seaman Ed Head."
"Where are you from, Seaman Ed Head?"
A:"Cummings Iowa."
N'tran DS 12 For the world is hollow,
And I have fallen in up to my neck.
Frankie Chestnuts "Hi kids… It’s your old pal Da-Da-Da-Da-Data Headroom, coming to you from the idyllic planet of the Ba’ku-ku-ku-ku-ku. This beautiful locale has a fine ass-s-s-s-s-sortment of wildlife. Hum-hum-hummingbirds… Feral rodents called Rhyl. D-d-d-d-d-dirty little rats."

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