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Chromedome There's always someone who has to work while other people party.

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Captain 8472 Chekov: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Lonestar: The… Vulcan neck-pinch?
Chekov: Nah nah, idiot. You gotta be lower, down where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: *adjusts grip* Like this?
Chekov: Yeah! *collapses*
Captain 8472 The moment after a good fart.
Reingard Chekov: (in his mind) I'll just wait for Rand to enter the restroom after I had that chalupa for lunch. That'll show her!
Chromedome Like Kryten, Chekov had a "Smug Mode"
Chromedome Chekov was pleased. Unlike Kirk, he still had his own hair.
Reingard Chekov: (laughing) Is that your BEST Spock impression, Captain? You can't even do the neck pinch right!
Captain 8472 Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. He is the designated driver.
Chromedome "Mr. Chekov. Is the course laid in?"
"Yes, Captain."
"Very well ... take us to the pub!"
Captain 8472 Chekov is just waiting for his ‘special brownie’ to kick in so he can deal with this annoying party.
N'tran DS 12 Chekov, Pavel A. Rank Admiral
Captain 8472 Koenig: I am wearing so much makeup, I can barely move my face.
N'tran DS 12 "Of course I am familiar with the Wulcan Neck Pinch
It was inwented in Russia."
Frankie Chestnuts Chekov: "No I don't know where Sulu is... Haven't seen him... He's certainly not crouching under my console... Nope... Not there..."

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