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| Name | Caption |
| Q | there once was a guy named Geordi the Enterprise he went aboardy "Riker" said Red I'm afraid that he's dead 'cause a yellow shirt he coudn't afordy |
| Name | Caption |
| Michael C. Fortner | Crusher: Well, he should be up and working, but something is keeping him unconcous. Riker: So what is it? Crusher: It is the English third person neuter singular pronoun, but that is not important right now.... |
| f00f | CSI:Starfleet |
| DanielB | Will: "Are you *sure* Tasha's a witch?" Geordi: "She turned me into a newt!" Beverly: "A newt?" *silence* Geordi: "......I got better." |
| =NoPoet= | Crusher: "The headband appears to be attached to his face. We tried cutting it off but it bled acid. And it's laid some kind of egg inside him." Riker: "If he wakes up, make sure you do NOT feed him spaghetti bolognese." |
| woodside | "Next time, Geordi, go with the technical explanation, rather than just telling the security chief you can see through her clothes." |
| Q | Geordi: (in a British accent) I'm not dead yet! |
| Captain Nathan | Lt. Le Forge collapses after reading his orders to change the ship's computer operating system to Microsoft Windows 2365. |
| Mikey | Geordi: "Wait a minute - I didn't have the salmon mousse!" |
| liquidcross | Crusher: "Butterflies in the stomach..." Riker: "Don't touch the edges, or his nose'll light up!" |
| Nick C. | "It's alright, Commander, he's just spending a year dead for income tax purposes." |
| Researcher | Crusher: Would you like anything for pain? Geordi: Nah, I already have a lot of pain, thanks. |
| Jesse | Riker: What's wrong with him, Doctor? Crusher: He's fainted from shock. He actually got a date. Riker. I feel woozy... |
| FL | Riker: We were in an away team mission back to the 1990s. Some vulcan came out of nowhere and phasered us. |
| Amir | look, never mind how it happened...just tell me how to get my hand out of his thigh! |
| Strike Eagle | Not learning anything from the last century, Starfleet Command just sticks by both redshirts and redheads. |
| TThomaso | Crusher: Hmmm, not looking good... Geordi: It's NOT?!? Crusher: Mmm, nope, not good at all. Riker: Just tell him doc... Crusher: Yup it's had it Geordi: No! Crusher: Yes, the tricorder has had it, better get another one. |
| Griddles | Riker: What's wrong with Geordi? Crusher: He had the fish. |
| Gil Rodriguez | LaForge: "This is the LAST straw. Tell the Captain I refuse to go on one more away mission until I am issued a yellow uniform!" |
| Drake | "And what have we learned today?" "Never give Worf a gag can of peanuts." "If..." "If you like keeping your stomach in your body." |
| Bryan Moore | "What is wrong with him, Doctor?" "Oh nothing, he's just too tired from moving house" |
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