Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Q	there once was a guy named Geordi the Enterprise he went aboardy "Riker" said Red I'm afraid that he's dead 'cause a yellow shirt he coudn't afordy

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Michael C. Fortner	Crusher: Well, he should be up and working, but something is keeping him unconcous. Riker: So what is it? Crusher: It is the English third person neuter singular pronoun, but that is not important right now....
f00f	CSI:Starfleet
DanielB	Will: "Are you *sure* Tasha's a witch?" Geordi: "She turned me into a newt!" Beverly: "A newt?" *silence* Geordi: "......I got better."
=NoPoet=	Crusher: "The headband appears to be attached to his face. We tried cutting it off but it bled acid. And it's laid some kind of egg inside him." Riker: "If he wakes up, make sure you do NOT feed him spaghetti bolognese."
woodside	"Next time, Geordi, go with the technical explanation, rather than just telling the security chief you can see through her clothes."
Q	Geordi: (in a British accent) I'm not dead yet!
Captain Nathan	Lt. Le Forge collapses after reading his orders to change the ship's computer operating system to Microsoft Windows 2365.
Mikey	Geordi: "Wait a minute - I didn't have the salmon mousse!"
liquidcross	Crusher: "Butterflies in the stomach..." Riker: "Don't touch the edges, or his nose'll light up!"
Nick C.	"It's alright, Commander, he's just spending a year dead for income tax purposes."
Researcher	Crusher: Would you like anything for pain? Geordi: Nah, I already have a lot of pain, thanks.
Jesse	Riker: What's wrong with him, Doctor? Crusher: He's fainted from shock. He actually got a date. Riker. I feel woozy...
FL	Riker: We were in an away team mission back to the 1990s. Some vulcan came out of nowhere and phasered us.
Amir	look, never mind how it happened...just tell me how to get my hand out of his thigh!
Strike Eagle	Not learning anything from the last century, Starfleet Command just sticks by both redshirts and redheads.
TThomaso	Crusher: Hmmm, not looking good... Geordi: It's NOT?!? Crusher: Mmm, nope, not good at all. Riker: Just tell him doc... Crusher: Yup it's had it Geordi: No! Crusher: Yes, the tricorder has had it, better get another one.
Griddles	Riker: What's wrong with Geordi? Crusher: He had the fish.
Gil Rodriguez	LaForge: "This is the LAST straw. Tell the Captain I refuse to go on one more away mission until I am issued a yellow uniform!"
Drake	"And what have we learned today?" "Never give Worf a gag can of peanuts." "If..." "If you like keeping your stomach in your body."
Bryan Moore	"What is wrong with him, Doctor?" "Oh nothing, he's just too tired from moving house"

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