Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Horta not Vorta	While programmed in multiple techniques, this one was not a favorite.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Chromedome	Data takes one for the team.
The Geek	Q: "If the continuum has told you once they have told you a thousand times. DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!"
Silent Bob	One small step for an Man, One giant xxx for an Android!
Captain 8472	Data: I am curious. Is this the activity known as ‘death by snu-snu?’
Horta not Vorta	"Kiss my shiny metal ass!"
Captain 8472	Bite my shiny metal ass!!
Chromedome	"Captain, please save me! They are planning to overwrite my personality with one taken from Wesley Crusher!"
Horta not Vorta	As you can plainly see, my ass is not grass.
Captain 8472	Data possess the true embodiment of the term ‘buns of steel.’
Captain 8472	After roughly 8 years an numerous failed attempts, it takes the knowledge and technology of the Borg to remove Yar’s ‘favorite toy’ from Data’s posterior.
McFortner	Data: Thank you, sir! May I have another?
Horta not Vorta	Arsloch. Arse lock? Arsloch. Grab Key.
Captain 8472	Data demonstrating to the Borg how he earned the nickname‘Thunder Butt.’
Frankie Chestnuts	Borg in Starfleet uniform: “Lt. Commander! I feel like I should be saluting or something…”
Miss Marple	Data [to self]: Next time I’ll just order Cologuard… but I gotta get me some of what Woody Harrelson had.
Captain 8472	I like android butts, and I cannot lie! You other brothers can’t deny!
Miss Marple	Data engages his "Hip-Hop Subroutine": "I HATE Big Borg and I cannot lie..."
Frankie Chestnuts	Data: "Dear God... Why does August have to have 31 days???"
Horta not Vorta	Android Death Fart ineffective.
Horta not Vorta	After the spanking comes the oral sex.
Captain 8472	Data now understands why Yar demanded lubricant.
Horta not Vorta	Borg putting the ass in assimilate.
Miss Marple	Data [to self]: Next time I’ll just order Cologuard…
Captain 8472	This scene made Bret Spiner question his career choices.

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