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| Name | Caption |
| Horta not Vorta | Scotty:"Aye, the transporter scrambled the two of you. What do we call you? Captain Spirk? Captain Spork? " McCoy: "Captain Kick, Captain Kork?" Chapel: "Captain Kock?" |
| Name | Caption |
| J. J. Biggs | Dese ah picture a repeat from 2005. |
| Zolkheim | Don't you worry Captain Spirk, Nurse Chapel, Dr. McCoy and I ran into fiery lass named Janeway with a similar situation... |
| Captain 8472 | Scotty: Was there a transporter accident I was not made aware of? McCoy: Actually, an experiment that worked. |
| Chromedome | "I can see the doctor has done a good job on your eyebrows. Did you get a back, sack & crack wax too?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "Doctor, I've seen the Captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But this Cultural Appropriation is just going too far. And I wear a kilt!" |
| Miss Marple | Bones: Please take your pissing contest to another part of the ship. |
| Miss Marple | Nurse Chapel, to self: Well, well, well. A pissing contest with ACTUAL URINE. |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty: "Surely you realize, Captain, that when Uhura said she only dates Vulcans, she meant this as a joke?" |
| Captain 8472 | “Mr. Scott, make one joke and you will have to explain yourself to Spock.” |
| Captain 8472 | Every time Kirk appropriates another species, Scotty wins a bet. |
| Captain 8472 | Dr. McCoy is just waiting for the first joke to be cracked, followed by the first bone to be broken. |
| Chromedome | Equipped with pointy ears & big, hairy feet, Kirk prepares to do a cover of Spock's "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins". |
| Chromedome | "Just because you're going to the Vulcan ambassadors fancy dress party, it doesn't mean you have to go as a Vulcan!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Cultural Insensitivities... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaace! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty: "It looks stoatin doctor, bit cuid ye tak' a wee bit aff th' chin?" |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk underwent a blood transfusion. Spock was the donor. The side effects were quite a surprise. |
| Miss Marple | The 500th Star Trek Caption Competition!!! Thanks for all the hard work by the Kennedy Brothers |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty: "And what super fancy surgical tech did Dr. McCoy use to shape your ears like this?" Kirk: " A mechanical rice picker!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “Are those Romulan officers still aboard the ship?” Scotty: “They’re in the brig, sir.” Kirk: “I’ll need a Romulan uniform.” Scotty: “Aye. It’ll be a pleasure. …er, Captain… A male or female uniform?” |
| Captain 8472 | As Frankie Chestnuts (left) and Cromedome (right) square off for a rap battle, Miss Marple and The Geek wait for their turn. |
| Captain 8472 | “Captain, you do know you could be accused of cultural appropriation, right?” |
| The Geek | Scotty: "Good morning, sir, I have your daily Engineer's report." Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Scott, I'm all ears." |
| DBB | It's all fun and games until the meeting with HR. |
| Captain 8472 | “Doctor, it appears one can change the laws of physiques.” |
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