| Name | Caption | 
| Silent Bob | "Never mind Trellium-D, I think you're contaminated with Silicone!" | 
| The Wormhole | Trip: "Oh boy!" T'Pol: "I suggest you get your eyes checked, Commander. Clearly I am not a boy." | 
| SlideMan | "So this is what they mean by, 'To Bodily Go Where No Man Has Gone Before!'" | 
| Tremor3258 | My face is up here. | 
| Admiral ED | Men are from Mars.... WOMEN from Vulcan.... | 
| A. Kar | Boy, it sure is hooter, er, hotter in here than in the rest of the ship | 
| Lobster | Trip: "Unbelieveable that I used to hate Xenobiology back at the academy..." | 
| Silent Bob | At last, a scene from "Vulcan Love Slave"! | 
| Lord David | First we had "The Naked Time" Then we had "The Naked Now" And now we have "The Naked WOW!" | 
| Bryan Moore | "I walked in on grandma Tucker when SHE was 65, and boy she looked NOTHING like this." | 
| Galen | Schwing! | 
| Spasekace007 | :instruction manual: incert tab A into slot B. Repeat. | 
| Craig | So this is what Q meant about wonders to satiate desires subtle and gross | 
| Drewbacca | Tucker tended to fall asleep at the most inopportune moments. |