| Name | Caption | 
| Captain 8472 | It appears not even Sisco is willing to play nice with those that talk politics at his Christmas Dinner. | 
| P47 | Red Riding Hood did not like that Sisko only knew how to contribute wolves to the shadow puppet theater and had strong words about it. | 
| P47 | Counting the ways in which he was not interested in becoming a religious icon, Sisko had reached ten when Kai Opaka released a very loud and eggy fart. | 
| MR. WORF | Are you talking to me ? I'm the only one in the hall. Are you talking to me ! | 
| Miss Marple | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for latinum, I don't have any. But what I do have are A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you STFU now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you... | 
| DBB | Sisko was helpless until his fingernail polish dried. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sisko always got ultra picky when Jake was putting up the Christmas decorations. .
 Sisko: "A little to the left, Jake. Little more... Maybe a bit this way... Another half a meter."
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| Chromedome | "C'mon then, you DITL captioneers, come and have a go if you think you're smart enough!" | 
| MR. WORF | There still doing the Macarenca even in the 24th Century !! | 
| MR. WORF | Go Ahead ..... Make My Day !!! | 
| N'tran  DS 12 | Bring it! | 
| The Geek | "That's it, The Geek, just one more win, and you will crack 30. Thaat's iitt... c'monnn..." | 
| N'tran  DS 12 | In the Hands of the Emissary. | 
| Horta not Vorta | NOT an O face. | 
| Chromedome | "No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben!" | 
| Miss Marple | Sisko: You may have “the lobes for business,” but I’ve got “the fists for getting all up in your business.” | 
| Miss Marple | Sisko: If that’s the way you want to play it, I’ll SEE your 46th rule of acquisition, and RAISE you a 46th rule of hockey… | 
| Captain 8472 | It appears Sisko is ready for a variation of ‘Boxing Day.’ | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sisko, his nails freshly manicured. | 
| miss | Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting... Sisko would NEVER regret installing that Disco ball.
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| Miss Marple | Pardon me! My new puppy keeps trying to spam the Caption Contest by bumping "enter" continuously. | 
| Miss Marple | You want a piece of this? | 
| Chromedome | "Quark! Keep your hands where I can see them and step away from mistletoe!" | 
| Chromedome | It was hard work negotiating pay & conditions with the "Union of DS9 Mime Artists". |