Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Richard	Who has two fingers and wants you to fix the warp core?

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	Torres, to self: For a smart lady, she really doesn’t understand the concept of “telling a fish story.”
Miss Marple	Once again a conflict on Voyager is resolved with a dance-off.
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: "B'Elanna... before we meet up with the Borg again, I need you to upgrade the weapons... the guns... you know those shooty things." B'Elanna: "You mean the phasers?" Janeway: "Sure... Whatever."
Miss Marple	Thanks, DITL, for acknowledging the start of breast cancer awareness month.
MR. WORF	B'Elanna , regulations state your Boobs must be this far apart when your in uniform.
MR. WORF	B'Elanna , Pull my fingers .
Captain 8472	B’Elanna could not find a way to win an argument without breaking Janeway’s fingers.
Bird of Prey	Janeway: "Lt. Paris may be your boyfriend, but *I* am the mother of his children!" B'Elanna: "His salamander children."
Commodore Bob Wesley	One antimatter containment failure and everyone starts pointing fingers.
Bird of Prey	Janeway: "It was so cold, my two little Janeways were literally like this!" B'Elanna: "Too much information, Captain!"
Hugh	If you were Seven of Nine, I'd be touching you from here
Chromedome	"Have you heard? Bezos is going to put Shatner into orbit." "They're gonna need a bigger rocket."
Commodore Bob Wesley	And YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft and YOU get a shuttlecraft...
Bird of Prey	Janeway: "Soooo... which one of you is the real B'Elanna?" Torres: "Captain, you're drunk again."
Bird of Prey	Janeway: "You petaQ!" Torres: "Excuse me, what!?" Janeway: "Did I pronounce that right?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: "B'Elanna... Are you the one that installed the face to face urinals in the men's rooms?" Torres: "Yes... that was me. I'm sorry, Captain." Janeway: "No reason to be sorry... I thought it was friggin' hilarious!" Chakotay: "I didn't."
PegasusJF	Janeway was just about to describe the biggest fish she caught but remained mute as she realized it wasn't all that impressive.
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: “Pew…. Pew, Pew.”
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway and B’Elanna discuss the short lived, but memorable fashion trend of “cone-y bras” of the mid 20th century.
Miss Marple	AGAIN with the naughty pictures…
Frankie Chestnuts	Janeway: “Search the historical files… Her name was Madonna and her boobs were her primary weapon.”
Bird of Prey	B'Elanna: "Captain, all the phasers on board stopped working!" Janeway: "No problem! Just hold your fingers like this and say 'Pew, pew pew!'"
Chromedome	"Captain, you're going to have to work on your disco pointy dance."
Chromedome	"Those two pointy things on the back of the ship ... they are the engine thingies aren't they?

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