| Name | Caption | 
| Samus | Bajoran noses...ribbed for your pleasure | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "YES... YES... JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!"? | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Yo, Spanky... My eyes are down here!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: “You know how to whistle, don't you, Tiny? You just put you lips together and… blow.” | 
| Chromedome | "Look, just fart the helium out and you'll float down from the ceiling. But can you get that cobweb up in the corner first?" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "I think I just found where that last Cardassian Vole went." | 
| MR. WORF | Kira : Excuse me sir !!! I think you left your shuttle bay door open. |