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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see Cmdr. Riker practicing his 'submissive urination stare' on some of the more vulnerable members of the crew. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Hey kid... My eyes are up here!" |
| Chromedome | Riker: "No. I don't care what you say, he is too small to be Frankie Chestnuts." |
| Captain 8472 | Distracting kids with clown shoes. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "So, Timmy... did you break into the armory, steal a phaser and kill your cat?" Timmy: "Yes, Commander..." Riker: "...and did the cat deserve it?" Timmy: "Yes, Commander..." Riker: "Good..." |
| Captain 8472 | Parenting. Everyone’s greatest joy and worst nightmare. |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "A bit more respect boy, that 'boobilicious Betazoid hottie' happens to be the ship's Councilor! Aren't you a tad too young for stuff like that anyway?" Boy: "I was just repeating what Daddy said..." Boy's dad: "Uhm... Uh... Er..." |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "And why aren't you supposed to tease Alexander about his forehead ridges?" Boy: "Because if I do, his father will kill me." Riker: "I was about to say because it's morally wrong, but that works too." |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "See, the red uniform means that in the command division. And your father wears a blue uniform because he's a huge nerd - er, I mean because he's in the science division." |
| Chromedome | "I'm sorry for sticking a 'KICK ME' sign to the back of your uniform, Commander." "That's alright. I transferred it to Mr. Worf and he is looking for you." |
| Chromedome | A popular game amongst the Enterprise crew was "How long can you hold onto the burrito bottom burp?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "No, no Timmy... When you cower in front of Captain Picard, you must drop your eyes, THEN submissively urinate. Let me demonstrate." |
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