Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Here we see Cmdr. Riker practicing his 'submissive urination stare' on some of the more vulnerable members of the crew.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "Hey kid... My eyes are up here!"
Chromedome	Riker: "No. I don't care what you say, he is too small to be Frankie Chestnuts."
Captain 8472	Distracting kids with clown shoes.
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "So, Timmy... did you break into the armory, steal a phaser and kill your cat?" Timmy: "Yes, Commander..." Riker: "...and did the cat deserve it?" Timmy: "Yes, Commander..." Riker: "Good..."
Captain 8472	Parenting. Everyone’s greatest joy and worst nightmare.
Bird of Prey	Riker: "A bit more respect boy, that 'boobilicious Betazoid hottie' happens to be the ship's Councilor! Aren't you a tad too young for stuff like that anyway?" Boy: "I was just repeating what Daddy said..." Boy's dad: "Uhm... Uh... Er..."
Bird of Prey	Riker: "And why aren't you supposed to tease Alexander about his forehead ridges?" Boy: "Because if I do, his father will kill me." Riker: "I was about to say because it's morally wrong, but that works too."
Bird of Prey	Riker: "See, the red uniform means that in the command division. And your father wears a blue uniform because he's a huge nerd - er, I mean because he's in the science division."
Chromedome	"I'm sorry for sticking a 'KICK ME' sign to the back of your uniform, Commander." "That's alright. I transferred it to Mr. Worf and he is looking for you."
Chromedome	A popular game amongst the Enterprise crew was "How long can you hold onto the burrito bottom burp?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Riker: "No, no Timmy... When you cower in front of Captain Picard, you must drop your eyes, THEN submissively urinate. Let me demonstrate."

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