Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Chromedome	(Thinks) I'm gonna kill my agent. He promised I'd get my face on Star Trek.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Captain 8472	I raise your attempt at ‘Got your nose’ with ‘Got your face!’
Chromedome	Cutting off your face to spite your nose
Chromedome	"This is Captain Kirk, if anyone has found a lost face, please would they return it as soon as possible? Thank you."
Miss Marple	When Frankie Chestnuts' wife bitch-slaps you, you STAY bitch-slapped. No wonder Captain Janeway looked so horrified last month.
Frankie Chestnuts	Captain Kirk always lost his shirt on away missions. Ensign Blue Shirt... She had other issues.
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "Excuse me, I don't know your name, but you look familiar. Did we meet somewhere before?" Crewmember: "Not that I can recall, Captain. In fact, I got transferred to the Enterprise just yesterday... I guess I am just having one of those faces!"
Chromedome	Ohhhhhhh, Frankie! Do you remember me?
Data	Face Eraser (r) just $6.99 a month for 6 months, plus shipping and handling. And, if you order now, get a second one FREE! But wait, there's more! Order NOW NOW and get a FREE infinity hairdo!
MR. WORF	The poor Ensign was now entering ........ The Twilight Zone !
MR. WORF	This shows you why wearing proper eye protection during a solar flare is so important. This victim got her eyesight back in 7 days.
RedDwarfian	Costume Designer: "The face mask isn't really good in matching her skin color." Director: "Oh it's fine. It's not like anyone will be watching this on a color TV, or in some kind of ultra-crisp resolution. They'll never notice."
Chromedome	"I went up to the lab, and found this on the slab."
Frankie Chestnuts	Language Immersion Course for Braille IN SPAAAAaaaaaaace...
Chromedome	"Tonight, on World's Weirdest Face Lifts ..."
Captain 8472	Transporter Error 42-1783: failure to properly rematerialize face.
Miss Marple	In the future, the concept that women must ALWAYS have a smile or pleasing look on her face is no longer an issue.
Frankie Chestnuts	Dear God... The ladies outfits on TOS are amazingly short. You can see her legs all the way up to her... face?
Captain 8472	I do believe this is how Trump wants women to be.
Captain 8472	“Hey, my eyes are u-... oh.”
Miss Marple	Trigger alert: Remember when you were little, and your father would threaten you that if you didn't wipe that look off your face, he'd do it for you?
Bird of Prey	"I have a feeling that this hairstyle doesn't really compliment my face..."
Miss Marple	Hey buddy, her eyes are up there. Oh... never mind. I guess it's ok to just stare at her breasts...
Captain 8472	The dead-pan stare is truly powerful.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Transporter accident?" Scotty: "Aye, Captain... Transporter accident."

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