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8 Jan 2020

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Frankie Chestnuts Constipation? Rely on Dr. Schulze's Bowel Flush
Frankie Chestnuts SHOULDER PADS:
Made popular in the 80’s, particularly by NFL linebackers.
MR. WORF Denise Crosby realizing she had sex with Data !!!
Guybrush "Data, just because you can be 'fully functional' any time doesn't necessarily mean you should appear fully functional ALL of the time."
Cyrus Ramsay "Why does everybody laugh when I say I'd like a five-year diary for Christmas?"
Chromedome Keep Calm And Grit Your Teeth
MR. WORF Tasha : Was I with Wesley or Data last night ????
MR. WORF Tasha : Damn it !!! When is the spin cycle going to end ! I need those underwear before my shift starts.
Chromedome "But why won't you let me put Wesley in the incinerator?"
Miss Marple Yar: According to these readings, I have died of dysentery.
Bird of Prey Tasha: "'Too Short a Season'? But this is my ONLY season!"
Bird of Prey Tasha: "Look at those cheap special effects in this old horror movie! The 'swamp monster' is just some guy covered in black goo. Who would ever be afraid of that?"
Chromedome "Pineapple on a pizza? That is just wrong."
Bird of Prey ...and thus, I am concluding my holographic last will. Oh, one last thing: Whatever you do, don't trust my sister Ishara!
...
Oh damnit, I accidentally stopped the recording before I said that last bit. Oh well, how probable is it for the Enterprise to ever run into Ishara anyway?
The Geek Crosby: "You wanna give me even less screen time? Fine, maybe I'll just quit! Good luck with Season 2!"
MLCoolJ Tasha: Graham still hasn't come up with a new screenshot to caption? We're almost a whole week into the new year!
AdmiralM "WHERE'S THE DAMN BATHROOM!!!"
Bird of Prey Picard: "Could you please stop saying 'over my dead body' all the time?"
Tasha: "Over my dead body! I mean, what is supposed to happen? Are you superstitious? Do you think I am jinxing myself with this!?"
mwhittington Denise Crosby: (reading script) WHAT!? My character dies before WESLEY!?
AdmiralM Tasha is sorry about shooting down Santa's sleigh.

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