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| Name | Caption |
| Auston | "Where's a bamboo canon when I need one?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Dante | You see what happens when you try to teach a human to dance? |
| Brian Phillips | Gorn female to human: "You beast!" *smack* |
| Lobster | After watching "Crocodile Dundee" at the movie night, Archer was inspired to try it out himself... |
| Lobster | Archer: "Aren´t you supposed to have bug eyes??" Gorn: "Don´t distract me with continuity errors!" |
| Lobster | Archer: "I have absolutely no clue who might be the owner of this yellow shirt I´ve found in the Captain´s quarters - but after putting it on, I had the strange urge to battle a Gorn!!" |
| Admiral Ed | Mirror Barney: "I hate you, you hate me..." |
| Griddles | Archer: I told ya, Trip, standing too close to that warp reactor is bad for your health! |
| Federation | "Interspecies romance is not without its dangers." |
| drow | Voice: "One million quatloos on the yellowshirt!" |
| Joe G | And I thought Worf and Jadzia were rough |
| Kevin P. | Mistaking standard Gorn diplomatic protocol, Archer offends the Ambassador by making a premature move for "second base", dooming the quadrant to generations of bloody war. |
| Drake | I liked it better when all they did was hiss and throw foam rubber rocks at people. |
| DanielB | Archer with Aussie Accent: "Isn't he beauuutiful? I just love Gorn! Some people say they're evil or dangerous, but I love em, I think they've got hears and souls and feelings too, just like us. ...Which I will now prove by royally pissing it off, brutally subduing it, and violently removing it from its habitat. Crikey, mate!" |
| Researcher | Quick! Everyone be still, it's vision is based on movement! |
| Silent Bob | Manny Coto held Enterprise's fate Once Berman had made the fans all irate, He took many steps, to improve all the eps, But the Gorn was too little, too late! |
| JamesM | "you had me at hello" |
| =NoPoet= | Their passionate embrace is broken when Archer sneezes in his Gorn lover's face. |
| Bill L. | Archer's offhand remark that he needed to "drain the lizard" leads to a horrible misunderstanding. |
| Mikey | Unfamiliar with Gorn customs and rituals, Archer only realized what he was in for when the Gorn remotely activated his "Best of Barry White" album. |
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