| Name | Caption | 
| Chromedome | Quark gives Odo a wedgie. | 
| Bird of Prey | Odo: "I have no clue how to run a bar, but even I can tell that trying to lure in customers via your singing was a terrible business decision." | 
| EMH_MkI | Lightbulb moment... literally. | 
| PegasusJF | Star Trek: The Odd Couple | 
| Chromedome | Quark laughed until Odo arrested him for selling counterfeit alcohol. 150 proof? It wasn't proof, it was just circumstantial evidence. | 
| Horta not Vorta | Two different reactions to the Dabo girl's wardrobe malfunction. 
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| Chromedome | DS9 Productions presents: The Odd Couple | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Quark (yelling in the manner of Lou Costello): "HEY, O-DOH!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo (to self): "Well, I could throw him out of the air lock... No, he'll be seen on the external sensors. Vaporize him with a phasor... No, it'll set off internal alarms. I got it! I'll shape shift into a trash bag and suffocate him... That's it! No muss, no fuss, no evidence." | 
| MLCoolJ | Quark: I've got an idea! (light behind him turns on)
 Odo: Oh, very clever, Quark.
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