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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Why do I get the pointy ears and Riker gets the nice blue dress & earring? Uhura, open a hailing frequency to my agent!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "How do I know that you're not all Romulans disguised as humans?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shatner: “Why yes. I DID have my makeup done in Nemoy’s dressing room... Why do you ask?” |
| Chromedome | Looks like Nimoy has been playing with the permanent marker pen while Shatner had a nap. |
| Chromedome | "Right, when I say 'Engage', you lot spin this chair as fast as possible!" |
| Chromedome | Kirk exhibited the first signs of Pinocchio Syndrome. As he told stories about his ability to attract women, his ears grew. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “So... I drank a little too much last night... Passed out on my bunk... Woke up... And came straight to the bridge. Why do you ask?” Sulu (whispers): “Pssst... Ohura... Did you see the sign on his back? He-He... ‘KICK ME!’ He-He.” |
| Bird of Prey | Chekov: "Kaptin, Starfleet Intelligence just told us that they suspect that one member of the Enterprise bridge crew has been replaced by a Romulan spy!" "Kirk": "What? Nonsense! They are just overly paranoid!" |
| MR. WORF | This was the moment the cast realized that Shatner had a toupee . |
| Guybrush | Kirk and Chekov remained blissfully unaware of the truly horrible spider now making it's way up the Captain's neck. |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Do you think Vulcan chicks will find me attractive now?" Chekov: "You realize that they are only mating once every seven years, right?" |
| Optimuskr | Sir, I think the transporter is acting up again. |
| Optimuskr | Kirk: "The fans love Vulcan's, the network might make us all Vulcans." |
| Bird of Prey | "Kirk": But... how did you figure out that I am actually a Romulan spy?" Chekov: "Vell, for starters, the real Kaptin Kirk would newer greet us with the vords 'hello fellov pathetic humans'." |
| Miss Marple | ♫ One of these things is not like the others...♫ The crew REALLY HATED it when Kirk started to sing. |
| Miss Marple | ♫ One of these things is not like the others...♫ |
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