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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Admit it, the scriptwriters and the costume department have got it in for you haven't they?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Integral to the character, my ass." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Star Trek: The Fabulous Generation |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "I don't get it ladies... how DO you make this work?" |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "You went to a diplomatic reception in this outfit!?" Riker: "Sure! The Gorn ambassador kept mumbling 'filthy mammal hair' under his breath, but other than that, nobody complained." |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "Hmmm, I like what I see..." Riker: "Thank you Lt. Yar..." Deanna (thinking): "That's it, I'll have to get rid of her! I think I'll fake a shuttle crash, then arrange for an 'accident' to happen to her during the rescue mission. Luckily, I know someone on Vagra II who is just the right man... thing for this job..." |
| Lt Hey | Tasha Sorry Commander but those shoes don't match that top Troi snickers |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "This is my Halloween costume. I am a character from Disney's Aladdin." Tasha: "Which one?" Riker: "Carpet." |
| MR. WORF | Tasha : Commander ! You may want to rethink wearing a Mini Skirt without underwear !!!! |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "...and just wait 'til you see the new uniform for the female crew members! The miniskirts of ye olde days are outright prudish in comparison!" |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "No, Tasha! The belt stays on!" |
| Bird of Prey | ...to boldly go where no cleavage has gone before! |
| Chromedome | Absolutely Fabulous ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Chromedome | "Lost In Space" had low production values, but even they didn't stoop to this. |
| Chromedome | Riker: "Breath one word of this and you'll have an appointment with Mr. Airlock. Clear." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker [to self]: "As God is my witness, I'll NEVER give them crap about the outfits they're forced to wear." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Does this tunic make my chest look big?" Tasha: "Yea... I guess it does." Riker: "Good." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Q: ♫ One of these things is not like the other... ♫ A: a) Riker, for obvious reasons. b) Yar, because she is the only one without an asymmetric neckline. c) Troy, because she is the only one who thinks Riker looks good. (sad) |
| Miss Marple | Every so often Riker would "go off his meds”, requiring the assistance of full-time therapist, and some kick ass security. |
| mckinneyc | Riker - "I feel fabulous!" |
| The Geek | Riker: "You mean to tell me I'm in ANOTHER caption competition? And I'm wearing this?" Yar: "That's right! And you'll be in another, and another, until you learn!" |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: "Before anyone asks: No, none of my ancestors were tribbles." |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Star Trek: the Transgenderation |
| Chromedome | "If you think this is bad, you should see what Wesley is wearing." |
| Chromedome | Riker: "Well, Wesley likes it!" |
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