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| Name | Caption |
| jg | Bashir: How was I to know Odo kept his bucket there. I thought it was some Cardassian toilet. |
| Name | Caption |
| PegasusJF | Whatever Bashir is selling, Kira ain't buying |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "Hi! My name is Larry! I'm your "R.A.", or Resident Assistant. I'm her to make sure you are safe here in the dorm." Kira: "More like Resident Ass," |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "...if only he were wearing a red shirt..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dax: "Hi... I'm a Mac" Sisko: "...and I'm a PC" Bashir: "...and I'm a Game Boy." Kira (to self) "...and I'm a gonna kicka you ass." |
| DBB | Sisko: How do you feel, doctor? Bashir: Good. Better than good, in fact. ... Not enhanced though. Definitely not enhanced! Because that's illegal. Genetic engineering and Kahn and stuff. Normal. I feel normal. ...look at us...all normal. Just standing around...being normal. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "Aren't you lucky Jadzia... We're on the same team!" Daz: "Yeah... Great." |
| Bird of Prey | Dax: "Yes Julian, we acknowledge that your teeth are perfect. Now close your mouth." |
| Merat | Everyone is very very carefully not looking down right now... and its making me very nervous. |
| Merat | Here we can see that the men's and women's TNG uniforms are different... and we can see WHY they were different. |
| Miss Marple | Sisko, to self: I feel like I'm going to lose a lot of hair over this dude. |
| PegasusJF | Dr. Julian Bashir, the latest poster-boy for "Natural Male Enhancement" |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir (comes out of the bathroom): "Phew! If I were you, I would wait a few minutes 'til to go in there..." |
| MLCoolJ | Bashir: I can't wait to amaze these ordinary folk with my superior intellect, and they won't even know that it's all because of my illegal genetic enhancements. Kira: You realize you said that out loud, right? Bashir: ...Dammit. Jadzia: Shall we start laughing at the "superior intellect"? Sisko: Yes, we shall. (everybody except Bashir laughs) |
| Shut up, Wesley! | Heh... yep, you guys were right. That wasn't the boys bathroom... |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: "Sorry that I am late, but I met Morn on my way to here - and you know how talkative he is!" |
| Miss Marple | Dax: Keep your pants on, Buckeroo! Ben: Seriously, GO BACK INSIDE, puts pants ON, and keep pants on AT ALL TIMES. It's a... a DS9 thing. |
| Miss Marple | Dax: We were reading your transfer data. What does the "GMO" stand for? |
| Bird of Prey | Jadzia: "Wow, Quark is having quite the meltdown in there! Did you diagnose him having a lethal disease or something?" Bashir: "Oh, I just told him to give up oo-mox because it's bad for his health." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dax: "Our suspicions are correct, Commander. He is the "Mirror Universe" Bashir... Unfortunately, he is the same pompous ass in that one." |
| jg | BASHIR: Look, I can explain Kira: I would really love to hear it. Bashir: Enterprise, one for immediate transport. Enterprise, do read, I need an emergency transport. |
| jg | Where will you be when diarrhea strikes. If your Bashir, it would be when your on a three day trip through the wormhole in a runabout. |
| jg | I guess the question of who farted on the turbolift will never be answered. But I do have my suspicions... |
| Chromedome | "OK, first rule, what happens at Smug Club STAYS at Smug Club." |
| MR. WORF | Kirah & Dax were none to happy to find Julian had taken the last of the toilet paper !! |
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