Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bryan Moore	Well, Doctor, Oo-mox is far less tiring on a man of your... proportions.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
MLCoolJ	Jadzia: My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts...
Frankie Chestnuts	Nana: Siddig… do you want to grab a bite- TERRY! WHAT THE HELL???
Bird of Prey	And you thought Vulcans are the only species who can do mind melds...
AJ	... and if I position his corpse like this it will look like he's asleep and I'll be able to get away before they discover he's dead.
Frankie Chestnuts	Vulcan neck pinch.... Trill Style!
Miss Marple	FYI: Yes, this counts as a three-way.
Frankie Chestnuts	Bashir: THERE... ARE... FORTY... LIGHTS!! Maybe more. It's kind of tough to count them all.
Niall Johnson	Human: Shatter spinal column at the third vertebra. Death is immediate.
MR. WORF	Dax had a bad feeling in her stomach as she started to massage Julian, It felt as if the Symbiont was going to explode from her chest !!! ?
AJ	Behold, the Vulcan death grip does exist.
Bird of Prey	Bashir: ''I noticed that you are hanging out with Quark quite often lately.'' Dax: ''Well, you can learn a lot from other cultures, even from the Ferengi.'' Bashir: ''Like how to play tongo?'' Dax: ''...aaaand how to provide oo-mox!''
N'tran DS12	I envy you,Doctor .
N'tran DS12	Ahhh!
N'tran DS 12	Data has Spot, Uhura had a tribble, Dax has Bashir.
Bird of Prey	Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...'' Dax (thinking): ''Julian is half asleep. I wonder if he even realizes that it is me...'' Bashir: ''Ooohh... your hands are wonderful... Garak...'' Dax: ''Wait, WHAT?''
MR. WORF	Dax had just finished her Julian android when she realized she had put in the Female emotion chip ! Qplah !
Horta not Vorta	Jadzia is right behind me....Oh Bugger....well that is an idea...
Miss Marple	National Geographic QuarkCam.
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?” (Sound of zipper opening) Dax: “Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!”
Frankie Chestnuts	Dax: “Imagine a beautiful park… The sun shining… Birds are chirping… Picture yourself in a boat on a river… With tangerine trees and marmalade skies…” Julian: “Wait a sec… marmalade skies?? Dax: “Shut up Julian… I’m on a roll… Damn… Where was I?” Julian: “Marmalade.” Dax: “Right… Let's see... Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada.”
N'tran DS 12	The imaginative Doctor Bashir Has a sexy girl rubbing his ear Wishes come true Next thing to do, Is make these uniforms disappear.
Cyrus Ramsay	In a deleted scene from the 2nd Red Dwarf U.S.A. pilot, Cat gives Kryten a spare head which she prefers.
Miss Marple	Jadzia: I know you feel badly that Scaramucci is leaving, but believe me, Frankie Chestnuts feels worse: he's been singing Bohemian Rhapsody ALL WEEK!
Bird of Prey	Bashir: ''Is this a phaser in your pocket, or is your symbiont happy to see me?''

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