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| Name | Caption |
| Horta not Vorta | Thanks Mr. Paris, but I can wipe that myself. |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Bad puppetry ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Bird of Prey | Neelix: ''Tell me if my hair looks good from behind.'' Tom: ''Uh... Depends on your definition of 'good'...'' |
| AJ | If I stare long enough, I WILL drill a hole into Neelix's skull. |
| Miss Marple | In an unfortunate coincidence, years ago, Tom had nick-named his penis “Little Nelix”. |
| Cailus | Oh, Tom. I feel for you. It must take a will of iron to see the back of the Neelix's head and not bash it to death... |
| EMH_MkI | The spin-off series 'Snark Trek: Voyager' didn't exactly take off. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Seconds before a transporter accident generates Peerix |
| Mikey | First, Neelix loved Kes. Then, Tom loved Kes. Then, Kes wasn't there, so... |
| McFortner | Neelix: Just wait, when Star Trek Discovery comes out we won't be considered the worst series! |
| Bird of Prey | Neelix: ''Why are you staring at me like that?'' Tom: ''I try to figure out what color your friggin' clothes are!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Tom: ''...and remember to always stay in front of me while we are on the diplomatic mission to Triggerhappycos IV.'' Neelix: ''Of course! The Captain promoted me to Voyager's official Sentient Shield after all, whatever that means!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Neelix: ''Is this a phaser, or are you just happy to see me?'' Tom: ''Don't keep grossly overestimating your charisma. No-one is happy to see you. This *is* a phaser.'' |
| Mr. Worf | Tom looks in disbelief as Nelix aruges with himself in a mirror. |
| EMH_MkI | 'Posers, the Space Musical' didn't quite take off. |
| Horta not Vorta | "I Like Big Butts. I cannot lie." |
| Bird of Prey | It was only after taking a closer look that Tom realized that all the colors on Neelix' clothes weren't dye, but in fact dozens of food splotches acquired during his many years of sloppy cooking. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: "PLEASE, Mr. Paris... There are FOUR more urinals you could be using." |
| Miss Marple | Trump continues to hold campaign rallies for what seems like hundreds of years after the election is over. |
| Chromedome | In a sadistic mood, Paris tells Neelix that the scriptwriters have worked out how to bring Wesley Crusher on board. |
| Chromedome | At the final of the "Most Irritating Sci-Fi Character" contest, Neelix lets rip at Jar Jar Binks while Paris looks on. Wesley Crusher was prevented from entering because that would have been too easy. |
| mwhittington | "If Leiutenant Paris and I got into a fight, I would mop the floor with him! I would give him such a pounding he would beg for mercy! Why I would... He's right behind me, isn't he?" |
| Horta not Vorta | Someone can find Neelix's ass with both hands. |
| EMH_MkI | The Kes Fanclub desperately needs help in their recruitment. |
| Bird of Prey | If Neelix' hair starts to remind you of your toothbrush, it's time to get a new toothbrush. |
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