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| Name | Caption |
| Admiral Dunsel | Shh! Don't be shocked by this, but I'm secretly Batgirl, working undercover. You've got to get this message out to Batman. " Queen to King's level one. " |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Hold on right there buddy... Are you a cop?" |
| Bird of Prey | It may not be easy being green, but at least the green girls are easy! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | A rare instance when Kirk realizes he's NOT the one in the room with his shirt off. |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: ''Are you good at gardening?'' Orion: ''You could say that I have a green thumb. In fact, I even have two! Shall I show you what I can do with them?'' |
| Miss Marple | Kirk: Well, I'm a lot more comfortable with "spooning" than "sporking". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Um... Er... Have you seen my Space Cowboy Boots?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Moral: CAUTION Sometimes that pretty green bush is poison ivy. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Marta: "You've GOT to tell me... Is that beautiful Communications Officer of yours seeing anyone special?" |
| Miss Marple | BTW: It is much easier to be a Libertarian than to be a member of the Green Party. |
| Miss Marple | So, to clarify, when you say you’re "felling the burn"… is that a political thing, or just "code" for herpes? |
| Chromedome | My little Orion girl, says "Baby just you shut your mouth!" (apologies to Daavid Bowie) |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "...so you're saying you CAN'T adjust your color balance." |
| Miss Marple | Kirk is wondering which card he should charge this on... His "Discovery Card" gives free miles, but his “Woman Card” gives him at least 21% cash back on all goods and services. |
| AJ | Star Trek production designers often borrow sets from My Little Pony for financial reasons. |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: ''Finally, my wildest fantasies come true! Kiss me!'' Orion (with the voice of Bones): ''I don't know what you see, Jim, but you should better lay down again, until your hallucinations are over!'' |
| C.W.Perkins | Who's this 'Kermit' you kept moaning about when we were doing it? |
| C.W.Perkins | No, I'm human like you. I just ate way too many green jellybeans as a child. |
| mikey | "Green? I'm not green, Captain... you just need to stop sampling the mushrooms on every damned planet you land on." |
| Miss Marple | Marta: I must warn you that I looked better before they did the digital remastering. Kirk: So did I. Everybody did. |
| Chromedome | Kirk tries to camouflage himself on the bed. |
| Bird of Prey | Bones: ''I don't believe it! Jim is rejecting the amorous advances made by a hot alien chick?'' Spock: ''Shoot him! He must be an impostor!" |
| Chromedome | Yay! This inflatable Kirk doll is just what I wanted for Christmas! |
| C.W.Perkins | Captain's personal log, star date unknown, didn't bring any protection and only hope that this green is natural and not a result of her having a STD. Bones would never let me live this down if I came back to the ship and told him that my urine wasn't the only thing that turned green. |
| McFortner | Kirk: I'd love to, my dear, but I'm afraid Batman would kick my ass. |
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