Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
NASCARtographer	Desperate to milk every last sent out of the once bountiful cash cow, Paramount unsuccessfully put their efforts into the family friendly but ill conceived "Star Trek On Ice."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
The Geek	Tech on right: "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!" Guy in chair: "Oh, shut up."
Frankie Chestnuts	Ensign 1: "It looks like the 'Tetris' game he was playing is still running." Ensign 2: "Ooo, ooo... I love that game. Me next!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Frozen Dude: "HEY! Shut that DAMN DOOR!! It's colder than a witch's nacelle out there!
Bird of Prey	Man on the left: ''I am growing sick of being on a starship! Why can't I have an assignment on a space station, like this one here?'' Man on the right: ''What is so much better about a space station?'' Man on the left: ''Just look around! Look as this guy! Here is where all the cool people are!''
AJ	I don't know what you think you're doing, but shooting this guy in the head seems overkill.
Frankie Chestnuts	During the filming of "The Incredibles", a horrible accident occurred when Frozone's freeze ray malfunctioned.
NASCARtographer	In retrospect, Starfleet Command regretted its rather poorly worded cancellation of the Psi 2000 Research Project when it issued the command to "Put it on Ice."
mwhittington	Spock: Fascinating. Captain, it appears his 20 condoms of China White burst... all over the place.
Frankie Chestnuts	Spock: "By Grabthar's Hammer!! That must have been SOME party!!" Frozen Dude: "Hey, guys... Never give up... Never surrender. And please keep it down."
EMH_MkI	Nimoy: Do you remember that time when I said I'll teach you how to do the Vulcan hand sign when hell freezes over? Shatner: Yeah. Nimoy: I lied.
mikey	"Dude, that will never work. Your hair dryer isn't even plugged in!"
Bird of Prey	''Oh the irony! He froze to death while contemplating which package of frozen food he should thaw...''
mwhittington	Spock: Fascinating. Captain, I do believe we found the powdered sugar that the chef complained was missing.
Frankie Chestnuts	Ensign: "Gotta be the WORST case of dandruff I've ever seen."
Frankie Chestnuts	Ensign: "Tough way to go... Death by Dandruff..." Spock: "A little 'Head and Shoulders' would have gone a long way."
Bird of Prey	Not on every planet the crew of the Enterprise is welcome. Sometimes the reception can be rather frosty.
Kogenta	Learn this lesson Ensign, "Don't do cocaine."
ChaosKitty5000	Spock: It appears we need a larger hair dryer... crewmember: Try taking the end cap off, it'll work better.
C. W. Perkins	Spock: Fascinating, if I were a cannibal I'd be most impressed. Crewman: What? Spock: No trace of freezer burn. Crewman: You really need a vacation, Mr. Spock.
Bird of Prey	Man on the left: ''I think we'll need more than just a hair blower to thaw him up again...''
The Geek	Tech on right: "According to these readings, Ensign Cokehead succumbed to..." Tech on left: "A cocaine overdose?" Tech in right: "... hypothermia." Tech on left: "Oh! Uh... well... er... I just thought... you know, never mind."
The Geek	Don't worry, everybody. Keith Richards survived his latest binge.
MLCoolJ	To add insult to injury: not only is this man frozen over, he's still on hold with the HP call center.
DBB	Set phasers to defrost.

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