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| Name | Caption | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♪ . "You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent" . ♬ | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Miss Marple | My eyes are up here, buddy. | 
| woodside | "I'm going to be topless or naked HOW often on this show?!?" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Sure... I'd love something pan fried. How about some catfish-" T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Sure... I like the pan flute. Maybe a little Zamfir-" T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Austin Powers: "OK, you're an animal! Yes, there we go. You're a tiger! You're Tony the Tiger! You're grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you're a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There's a predator out of the jungle. What's going on? Burrow! That's right, you're a lemur. That's all you've got. You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting. It's crazy.... And I'm spent." | 
| Jonesy | PMS....IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Uniform.... to... tight!" | 
| Admiral Dunsel | The real reason that Vulcans only mate once every seven years is that Vulcan females have PMS for the other six years. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me happy! ...HAPPY!! Think about puppies! -WHOA... Let's work on social interaction today." | 
| Bird of Prey | T'Pol: ''Glue in my toothpaste? I will never understand where the humor lies in those destructive acts the humans call 'pranks'...'' | 
| R S Gilliver | I find your lack of Trek disturbing. | 
| Sondak | Cheeeeeese! | 
| Bird of Prey | Always vaccinate your Vulcans against rabies! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me arousal! ... Yes! YES!! -NO!!! NOOOO!!!" | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me apathy! ...hmmm... How about Indifference? Wow... Are you actually TRYING to look like Porthos?" | 
| jg | I have the same reaction when I find out someone messed with my computer settings. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | Another satisfied customer of the Joan Rivers Memorial Facelift Clinic. | 
| Sokratis | Moments earlier, Phlox removes his "enamel brightening eels" from T'Pol's teeth. Little did he realize the adhesive quality they would bestow on her Vulcan saliva. | 
| EMH_MkI | T'Pol: No, I did not wake up on the wrong side of the warp reactor. | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me Fear! ...well, ok... I'M scared." | 
| Bird of Prey | It's sometimes VERY hard for T'Pol to suppress her emotions around all those illogical humans... | 
| Horta not Vorta | If a Vulcan holds in toxic flatuence for seven years, would it be a Pon Fart? | 
| Miss Marple | Embarrassing moments during ventriloquism lessons. | 
| Miss Marple | Bulimia?? I'm not bulimic! Check out my teeth? | 
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