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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: ''How many muppets had to die for your coat, Mr. Garth?'' |
| Name | Caption |
| T'Pau | Soylent green really *IS* people!! |
| Miss Marple | Nimoy, to self: Now cut to next scene where he's pulling his " Space Cowboy" boots back on... |
| Miss Marple | Star Trek's second go-round at the "first kiss by a white guy and a ______" record. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Marta: Captain, I have been conditioned to fulfill your every desire. Kirk: You mean you can tell me Uhura's first name? |
| kent | And just like the Jolly Green Giant said, "ho, ho, ho"... |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: ''So, you are one of those famous Orion Slave Girls?'' Orion: ''Please, Captain! Our society has evolved significantly during the last few years. We are called Orion Minimum Wage Girls now.'' |
| Haiku | (Horrible Haiku) Orion Slave Girl wants to seduce the Captain. Spock will let her try... |
| Haiku | (another horrible Haiku) Garth unleashes slave, But one neck pinch saves the day. Kirk has date tonight. |
| McFortner | Careful, Captain. The green ones are not ripe yet. |
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