Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Hisrak	Yar: Fire at Will! Riker: NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T FIRE AT WILL!

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Child of Wonder	Riker knew something was amiss. Better go back to the holodeck and F*** up some other show.
Scott Bates	Data: "My new hypno-ray will allow us to make Commander Riker a more interesting character. Riker! You will grow a beard! You will learn to play the trombone!"
Kulatu	Data: Sir, I'm not entirely sure that this is the best way to develop a good tan. Riker: Shut up and keep firing!
Tyrridon	Data: "It seems Commander Riker's ego is great enough to protect him against even a scripted death." Yar: "Hey, I wonder if that would work for me..."
Lancel	Data: By my estimations, this Caption Competition will poduce 23,465 captions, thirty-three of which will actually be funny. Tasha: Is this one a funny one? Data: No.
Jarno Miedema	Dr. Evil (off screen): Fire the "Laser"!
Battles	Tasha: Data, what are you doing!? Data: It wasn't me! He's wearing a red shirt, the thing fired on its own!
Kuro-chan	Data: Intriguing... The phaser has a "Disco" setting...
Bryan Moore	Set phasers to Setting Number One
RedDwarfian	Riker: Shields up! Yar: Why don't I have a shield?
Xela	Yar: Data you can't kill one of the main characters. Data: Tell that to Armus. Yar: Who?
Bryan Moore	Sings: "If I could save Will in a bubble The first thing that I’d like to do Is to save Number One With a phaser on stun Because I'm Number Two"
Bill L.	Using the experimental cross-series transporter, Data sends Riker back 200 years to screw up Captain Archer's final mission.
adc	I have had E-nuff of yooooooooo!
ZakFox	Data: I think I've got the hang of this device. That button is FAST-FORWARD, that one is REWIND. And this one appears to be PAUSE. Yar: Does it have a MUTE?
HJSalberg	Oh my God, they killed Willy. The bastards!
=NoPoet=	Data: Stand perfectly still! Star Trek: Enterprise is integrating itself into our timeline.
Zeke Thorne	Data: And next in my holophoto slide show entitled "Shades of Riker"...I call this piece "Vacant Stare". Yar: You really captured him in his natural state...

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