Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Q: "YOU WILL NOW ANSWER TO THE GRIEVOUS SAVAGERY CHARGE AGAINST HUMANITY!" Picard: "Absolutely... As long as YOU answer to the grievous savagery charge against FASHION!" |
Name | Caption |
kent | Do you LOOOVE my boots or what? I totally got them half off at the mall!! |
pravda | Do you have a little Captain in you? Do you... oh, you are a Captain. Well, this got awkward. |
Frankie Chestnuts | "Anyone seen a peg leg around here? ...Anyone?" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Q... I don't know where you got the idea, but I'm not gay... I'm French." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "NOOOO... I don't think the feather cap is 'over the top'. I just adds to the whole ensemble... That breast plate and cod piece and knee-high boots... That feather cap sure isn't OVER THE TOP." |
Miss Marple | The Q spared no expense when it came to authenticity... Even his cod piece was made with real cod. |
Bird of Prey | Q: ''Avast! Because of your refusal to parrrr-ticipate in celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day, one of your scurvy crewmen will have to walk the plank! Arrr!'' Picard: ''Who?'' Q: ''Tasha Yarrrrrrr!'' |
Miss Marple | Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your brain-sapping "rap music"! |
Miss Marple | Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your jazz-hand clapping "musical theatre"! |
Miss Marple | Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your toe-tapping "rock-a-billy tunes"! |
Miss Marple | Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your tooth-gapping "country AND western crooning"! |
Miss Marple | Picard to self: Toupé, or not toupé? |
Frankie Chestnuts | Well into the 23rd century, dressing up like a "Nancy-Boy" was a well respected and noble vocation. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Nice hat." Q: "Nice hair." Picard: "Nice boots." Q: "Nice accent." Picard: "Nice breastplate." Riker (Off screen): "Would you two like to be alone?" Picard and Q: "NO!!" |
Merat | Q later appeared in Picard's quarters in that same stance... wearing only the hat. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Q: "If you want to BE im-POtent, you've got to LOOK im-POtent." Picard: "No worries there..." |
Treksdot | Picard: Interesting, when watching in HD you can actually make out your cod piece. Q: That's what you notice? |
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